I know that in my life I have heard many pieces of funny advice, so today I decided to share with you some of my favorites. Hope you guys enjoy!
P.S. If you have any that you like you can leave comments below.
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Unknown
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!” – Henny Youngman
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” – Erma Bombeck
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.” – Wilson Mizner
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln (paraphrase from the Bible, ‘Proverbs’ 17:28)
“At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” – Ann Landers